... Sorry about the punching bag again, Achilles.

Good camping trip, only complaint was that it was too short. Next time we book out a week at least, alright Menelaus?

I'm glad to see the place didn't completely fall apart like the last time there was a party (well okay there was the small plague after that but it wasn't related as far as I can tell). I didn't hear of any chairs being thrown, anyway... though that's kind of a pity too, I heard Gina's pretty good at that. Speaking of - have you ever considered going into any sports, Gina? I think you'd be good at them.

Bri, if the guys are harassing you more than you want to handle I can always make time and walk with you - I've been scary boyfriend for Hebe and it was kind of fun, actually, I wouldn't mind doing it again. Or hell, both Achilles and I could come and we'd get to see if their eyeballs pop out of their head thanks to modern society's view on relationships.

I'm going grocery shopping after I get off work today to get things for dinner, Bri, Achilles, let me know if you want me to pick up anything special. Menelaus - I'll probably have leftovers as its easier to cook for four than three, can I shunt them off on you?

I hear there's some kind of shindig going on tonight? I hope everyone has fun and stays safe, unlike the last event. Anyway, I won't be at this one either, I'm gonna be out in the wild blue yonder with Menelaus for the night.

Stay safe everyone!


[PRETEND THIS SHIT WAS POSTED EARLIER ON SATURDAY]

[Locked to Menelaus]

Pour me something tall and strong
Make it a hurricane
Before I go insane
It's only half past 12
But, I don't care
It's 5 o'clock somewhere

[/Locked]

I never knew what you all wanted
So I gave you everything.
All that I could pillage
All the spells that I could sing
It's as if the thing were written
In the constitution of the age
Sooner or later you'll wind up
Pacing the cage

[Private]

Sometimes the best map will not guide you
You can't see what's round the bend.
Sometimes the road leads through dark places
Sometimes the darkness is your friend.
Today these eyes scan bleached-out land,
For the coming of the outbound stage
Pacing the cage...

This is almost as bad as that 'honesty' thing.
[/Private]

[Locked to Achilles, Aeneas, Hector, Menelaus, Perseus, and Jason]

One of my coworkers gave me his old GPS when he got a new one. I told him I wasn't sure what I'd do with it when he explained what it was to me, but then he made mention to something called "Geocaching"

I have now looked up what it is and guys - we gotta do this. We can hit a national park, or just try to navigate downtown. If you can see this, you are invited.

The house is so quiet while Achilles is gone. He's going to be home soon. I feel like I should go do something with my free time while he's still gone but I'm not sure what.

Anyone want to go drinking?

I can say with complete honesty that these last four-ish hours cannot pass as fast as I would like them to.

...I think Cronus has decided to get active again.

Just a wild guess.

So as it turns out due to the nature of my job I can't return to work yet, but they are giving me sick time off for it. So I'm still getting paid.

And staying in this apartment.

By myself.

Most of the day.

I have cleaned every single room. I have bleached the floor of the bathroom. I've done what grocery shopping I can.

I have used the last of the saran wrap on rice krispie squares.

I have eighteen dozen rice krispie squares. Who wants some?

...Okay, Achilles, don't be mad, but.

I went to check for survivors and. Uh.

........I'm kind of stuck.